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Where to Watch Two and a Half Men Season 1

You can watch season 1 of Two and a Half Men on Peacock, YouTube TV, Philo, and USA Network in the United States. You can also rent or buy it on Prime Video, Fandango at Home, and Apple TV Store. Verified Sep 28, 2026.

Where to Watch Two and a Half Men Season 1

Verified Sep 28, 2026.

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  • WDCW · The CW Television Network

    S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

  • KTLADT · The CW Television Network

    S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

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  • KTLA · The CW Television Network

    S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

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    S01E01 — Pilot

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    S01E01 — Pilot

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    S01E02 — Big Flappy Bastards

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    S01E02 — Big Flappy Bastards

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    S01E03 — Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

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    S01E03 — Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

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    S01E04 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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    S01E04 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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    S01E05 — The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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    S01E05 — The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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    S01E06 — Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

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    S01E06 — Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

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    S01E07 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episodes

  1. S01E01 — Pilot8.1 IMDb
  2. S01E02 — Big Flappy Bastards7.7 IMDb
  3. S01E03 — Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell2003-10-06
  4. S01E04 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap2003-10-13
  5. S01E05 — The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump7.8 IMDb
  6. S01E06 — Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?7.5 IMDb
  7. S01E07 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake8.3 IMDb
  8. S01E08 — Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful7.8 IMDb
  9. S01E09 — Phase One, Complete2003-11-17
  10. S01E10 — Merry Thanksgiving8.0 IMDb
  11. S01E11 — Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor7.6 IMDb
  12. S01E12 — Camel Filters and Pheromones8.6 IMDb
  13. S01E13 — Sarah Like Puny Alan7.6 IMDb
  14. S01E14 — I Can't Afford Hyenas7.7 IMDb
  15. S01E15 — Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick2004-02-09
  16. S01E16 — That Was Saliva, Alan2004-02-16
  17. S01E17 — Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats7.9 IMDb
  18. S01E18 — An Old Flame with a New Wick2004-03-01
  19. S01E19 — I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You2004-03-22
  20. S01E20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark2004-04-19
  21. S01E21 — No Sniffing, No Wowing8.0 IMDb
  22. S01E22 — My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet2004-05-10
  23. S01E23 — Just Like Buffalo8.4 IMDb
  24. S01E24 — Can You Feel My Finger8.1 IMDb

Seasons and episodes

Watch links for each season and episode are the same services that carry Two and a Half Men.

Where to Watch Two and a Half Men Season 1 — common questions

Where to watch Two and a Half Men Season 1?
You can watch season 1 of Two and a Half Men on Peacock, YouTube TV, Philo, and USA Network in the United States. You can also rent or buy it on Prime Video, Fandango at Home, and Apple TV Store.
Where can I watch Two and a Half Men Season 1?
You can watch season 1 of Two and a Half Men on Peacock, YouTube TV, Philo, and USA Network in the United States. You can also rent or buy it on Prime Video, Fandango at Home, and Apple TV Store.